Absence

Absence jokes

Orphan

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

Dad

My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.

Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!

Dad

This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?

Dad

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.