Absence jokes
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
My dad left me, lol.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Your mum isn't home.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Whatβs an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
I got nothing.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
WJE officially a gone memory.