Absence jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
My dad left me, lol.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Your mum isn't home.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
I got nothing.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai