Absence jokes
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
My dad left me, lol.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Your mum isn't home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
I got nothing.
WJE officially a gone memory.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.