Absence jokes
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
My dad left me, lol.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Your mum isn't home.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
I got nothing.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.