Absence jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
My dad left me, lol.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Your mum isn't home.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
I got nothing.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.