Absence

Absence jokes

Orphan

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

Dad

My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.

Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!

Dad

This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?

Orphan

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

Head

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD