Absence jokes
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!