It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the enviorment
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
symple: y did u include me in this fuckery? symple: and y the fuck am i the profile picture? angela: because u r the thot of the group. symple: well it takes one to know one. symple: arnt Thot jokes just ̈whore ́able ̈? angela: FUCK OFF!
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear!
Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
