The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
How do you call a cute door? a-door-able
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house
DR. what is wrong with me? You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
