Able Jokes

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Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)

if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It's just to tear able

How do you call a cute door? a-door-able

everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.