I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
