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Why is it that a physically disabiled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is a abled bodied gay white male for a increase in his pay check? Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth that could be the reason why

Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner ๐Ÿฝ

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ or at the rest area โ™ฟ๏ธ ๐Ÿšน ๐Ÿšฝ

What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he wonโ€™t be able to make it to Saw Con

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."

The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿซข ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ก ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ•ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ˜

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’– โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’– โฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’˜

My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect

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This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.

My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.