I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Vegetative Whore
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.