SSimone1 month agoMy mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
SSimone2 months agoQ. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
SSimone2 months agoWhat's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
SSimone3 months agoI was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!