I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Simone
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.