Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Kill yourself!
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.