The twins ordered pepperoni. But they got plain
Shut your goofy ahh mouth
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? They can’t run to home.
what movie do orphans relate to the most? - Home Alone
I’m back
I called a orphan spiderman because he's no way home
Noob butter eater
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Erectile dysfunction.
I put I guy in a fridge he said I had a nightmare
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
what pizza did the twin towers order a plain
You guys are literally mentally ill you should get some help this is so disgusting ew
Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
If your ever bored just punch an orphan. Cause what are they gonna do tell their parents.
