Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.