Worst Jokes Ever
Does that dick match that forehead? đź‘€
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animalsđź‘Źout of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
What's your religion?