So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Worst Jokes Ever
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz itās between 9/11.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because thatās where most accidents happen.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
