Worst Jokes Ever
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?