Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
I am a volcano.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.