Worst Jokes Ever

I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.