Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.