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You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Whatโs the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, โIโm having problems with my girlfriend.โ
The psychologist said, โYou mentioned that you think she is crazy.โ
He said, โI didnโt say she was crazy, I said sheโs fucking Goofy!โ
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
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