Worst Jokes Ever
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
Curry.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.