Worst Jokes Ever
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
The F in orphan stands for family.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.