What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
