Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
I hate my life.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.