Worst Jokes Ever
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.