Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!