Worst Jokes Ever

I love time.

What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.

Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Microwave.

Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.

What is it about sisters who argue?

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

What is a dog with only two legs? A human.

What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.

Why do horses eat with their mouth open?

Because they have bad stable manners.

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is a playground that is old?

A rotten playground.

To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.

What is a great 👍 for?

Fun.