Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.