Worst Jokes Ever
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
ASDA.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Your adopted.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!