Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Ahhhhhhh!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Make America hate again.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Callum Coulter
Taig
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Number.
Game of Thrones season 8.