Worst Jokes Ever

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How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

The twin towers are like water bottles.

It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

I am mis-steak.

Why did the skeleton go to jail?

Because he was bad to the bone!

What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Watch BNHA season 4 today!

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

Why was the man running around his bed?

Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!

What did the pirate say to Argon?

Ar!

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."