Worst Jokes Ever
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Yesnt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Paki curry is shit.
Your dad must be a mailman.
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Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
What is this joke?
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.