Worst Jokes Ever
Big pp suck sook.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Quit making jokes about me.