Worst Jokes Ever
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My mom
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
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Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Bruh.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!