Worst Jokes Ever

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

He's dead.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce out of school early!

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

Poo.

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?

Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.

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Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

Drawned.

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

F*ck you.

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.