Worst Jokes Ever
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Mushroom?
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!