Worst Jokes Ever
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
You gay.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
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What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.