Worst Jokes Ever
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I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Butt cracks.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
A treatment joke.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.