Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Ur mom fat lol.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fennec users lmao.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Me, my brother, and my dad.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!