Worst Jokes Ever
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Bum.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.