Worst Jokes Ever
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is the difference between a tree?
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
My car 🚘
I love jokes about buses.