Worst Jokes Ever
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!