Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

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  • Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

    Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.

    The police: You finally figured it out.

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  • In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.

    They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"

    The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."

    Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.