Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
I'm a rapist.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?