Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

What type of pizza did the twin towers order?

Plain.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?

A bonnet.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂