Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!