Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Worst Jokes Ever
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.