Worst Jokes Ever
These are all racist. 😂
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂