What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
L: you
You: 😂
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.