Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

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