Worst Jokes Ever
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Did you?
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍