Worst Jokes Ever
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Orphans have no home.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.