Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Bababooey.
Pineapple turnover.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!