Worst Jokes Ever
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Doin (DYM 45)
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.