Worst Jokes Ever
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Alya and freshfry talking.
"Princess, let's talk!"
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
"Alex, hi, you here!?"