Worst Jokes Ever
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....