Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

"Just say no to drugs!"

Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

Your (DYM 32).

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

What's yellow and can’t swim?

Your dead fish.

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?

Family gathering.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Bored.

New protest.

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

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Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple has a family tree.