Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
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Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.