Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP