Worst Jokes Ever
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.