Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

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  • Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

    Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

    Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

    Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

    We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

    My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

    When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."