Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

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Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

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