Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."

The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MFπŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms or legs.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Susie.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your πŸ€₯ nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!