Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Worst Jokes Ever
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
