Worst Jokes Ever
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.