Worst Jokes Ever

Curry.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

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What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Ass (DYM 89).

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.