Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
JFK is definitely a bottom.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.