Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

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    • There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

    Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

    What does Sonic say when he's bored?

    Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?

    Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.

    Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

    Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

    Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

    Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

    Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

    How to Make an Orphan cry

    Step 1: Talk about Home.

    Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

    Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

    Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

    Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

    Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

    If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

    Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

    If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

    This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

    Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.