Worst Jokes Ever

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

How is your cereal? Oh, wait.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Nice cock, bitch.

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

What do you call a group of teenage emos?

Suicide squad.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

She really wanted a boner.

Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

What is a pooper man called? A dentist.

69, 420, 21.

Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.

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