Worst Jokes Ever
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
You guys are crazy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
Your dad is gone.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
When I walk to school, I fart.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.