Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
was (DYM 90).
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Lick my nut.
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