Worst Jokes Ever
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
OFFICIAL
Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.