Worst Jokes Ever
Hot man is sexy.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.