People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Penny.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
in (DYM 95)
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
