I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Worst Jokes Ever
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Harrison
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Don't crack this joke up!
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
