Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Worst Jokes Ever
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
I want to be a pilot.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
