Worst Jokes Ever
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
My granddad killed Hitler.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
You pecan do it!