Worst Jokes Ever
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
China. There. :)
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.