Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Helen Keller.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
What is a monkey with a head?
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.