Worst Jokes Ever

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.

Student: Which end?

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in the school zone.

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?

An earthquake.

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.

My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.

He never came back.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.