Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice

What do you call a mouse with sneakers?

Squeakers!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Stop it why offends... asf.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.