My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Worst Jokes Ever
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
I wish my dad was home. I havenβt seen him since the shot of 2008.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
This joke is short, or is it π that your LOL lipop?
Big
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
I canβt wait for collage....
5 min later, ight Iβm gonna go kill myself.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
