Worst Jokes Ever
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏