Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
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What's long and black? The line at KFC.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!