Worst Jokes Ever
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Curry must hurry.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.