Worst Jokes Ever
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Nope, nope, and nope.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
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What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.