Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What month has 28 days?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎