Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I ate my mom.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.