If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
You are the gayest.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Being mean.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
