Worst Jokes Ever
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.