Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Worst Jokes Ever
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Mommy?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
