Worst Jokes Ever
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Willy bum.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
My username good.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
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My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.