Worst Jokes Ever
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!