Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Quandale Dingle
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂