What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Worst Jokes Ever
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
What is smegma name?
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
